I think the heath bar is lost

butter dog

Long story short, the beach gets closed the mayor’s like “okay yeah this blows”. Suddenly jaws’ got a price on his head but the wrong little shark baby ends up dead. It was jaws’ little brother! Now he’s pissed. The mayor just shot up to the top of his list. He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night and he eats that fucker in a single bite! Golly. Now the mayor’s dead, so Brody’s in charge he knows the real killer is still at large so he and the Dreyfus make a decision they’re going on a mission to go fishing for jaws. A man named Quint let’s them use his boat on the condition that he be the one to cut jaws’ throat because he was a sailor back in ww2 and jaws are his entire crew! They’re out on the sea, they wait all night. Where could jaws be? He’s nowhere in sight. Dreyfus decides to go down in a cage and jaws shows up in a full on rage! He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder while Dreyfus makes his wet suit wetter. He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick and he doesn’t come back until the end of the flick. Brody’s like “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” so they go back home and get a bigger boat the biggest boat that’s ever sailed gonna kick jaws’ ass or I guess his tail. (Yeah his tail) But oh my shit! Jaws jumps up and Quint gets bit! Right in half like a kit kat bar! Up in the sky there’s a shooting star (that’s Quint up in heaven. He’s a star now). Brody’s angry he’s all like “fuck it”. He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket. Jaws’ last words are “woah. Respect” then he explodes and it’s a pretty cool effect 👍

i want cookie :(

It truely was the greatest plan